By toyotasmash / Thursday 7 October 2010 23:37 / United States
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By  afghan_angel  |  0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah tats so me n my bro!

  EffinAhole  |  0

"Today I was playing tennis with my jackhole little brother who threw a fit when I kicked his ass on the court. I didn't want to have to deal with him so I decided to leave. As I was pulling out he jumped in front of my car and when I swerved he hit my door with his tennis racket leaving a huge dent. Now he is telling my parents I tried to run him over."

  sulitak  |  26

really dane? just really? If only frued had made up the theory of vagina envy too. The OP didn't even say it was a boy. so, it could be two sisters... it could be that this is the younger one... we don't know and 26 probably true...

  Mylees  |  0

I hate when you guys take everything to the court

  JoshTheMaggot  |  8

My thoughts are that OP was right in front of the car and by stepping to the side OP barely missed getting hit. I'm not quite sure how the dent happened but I could see how OP would be close to the door.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

I read it as two separate actions. She stepped to the side to avoid being hit then she purposefully hit the car, possibly with the tennis racket. I may be completely wrong but that's how I read and why I voted YDI.


Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

By maryrain / Thursday 11 August 2011 09:35 / United States

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML

By coolcocoxxx - / Saturday 25 August 2012 06:53 / Canada - Mississauga
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