By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:31 - United States - Cloquet

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML
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bunnyfish 27

I pictured the hamburglers evil twin shitburgler when I read that.

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rtigers15 8

don't worry about f***boys they aren't worth your time! you deserve a real man

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exergency 17

If someone doesn't stick by you the difficult situations of life, then they certainly don't deserve you at your best times.

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Nysha 17

Congratulations on your new life, minus one giant turd bucket! Maybe you should print him off some instructions on making a DIY fleshlight as a parting gift.

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TAntobella 14

What a fantastic opportunity to laugh out loud on his face and flip the finger!

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legendof90 14

You dumped him or dumped u. Which is it

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leogachi 15

@21 The FML clearly states that he dumped her.

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mld4657 28

im sorry o.p. but I totally lost it when I read shitburglar

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