Work: Today, my second day training for close at the gas station. My... - FML

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By datechnerd - 19/11/2016 06:40 - United States - Charles City

Today, my second day training for close at the gas station. My trainer quit 3 hours into the shift and left before the store managers got there. This same person complained to coworkers that I didn't have enough training at the beginning of the shift. FML.

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cuz803 44

Monday 21 November 2016 23:05

You can't work with idiots

Samir1stdude 7

Saturday 26 November 2016 4:24

Yeah people can be jerks. hang in there

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cuz803 44

Monday 21 November 2016 23:05

You can't work with idiots

Samir1stdude 7

Saturday 26 November 2016 4:24

Yeah people can be jerks. hang in there

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