By sendhelp - 03/08/2015 05:31 - United States - Provo

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML
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Rosebudx 32

Hold a bucket or trash can while sitting on the pot. And what the hell were they baking that had this effect?!

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Cads1 24

At least vomiting works the abs. Think of it as a failed way to exercise.

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Maybe you should do the cooking from now on

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arrowgold 19

Were you the only one to try this? Or is everyone in the house this sick?

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peacheso 31

I wonder if it had the same effect on them.

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LegionRapier61 8

Just lay in the tub with the shower running... oh and make sure that your ass is pointing towards the drain.

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KingLewisII 34

yeah because sitting in a tub full of shit and vomit would make things so much better

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pixierara 28

It kinda makes me sad to see people older than me who have no idea how to actually make food. But I'm sorry about your situation

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Soloman212 28

To be fair, 14 years is much older for a cat than for a human. Cooking is nonetheless an impressive trick for a cat. When I was 14 all I ever did was sling my feces at passerbys.

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JustinJK 21

Not everyone is taught to cook. Some people are just not good at it.

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FamilyAngel 4

They should be capable to follow instructions at 14. Cookbooks?

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worldclassrager 39

Did they bake with a laxative and epigac?

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olpally 32

Sounds like an episode of family guy. Lol xD What the hell did they put in there?

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Kevinmeowbeanz 22

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

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