Today, My roommate had an existential crisis during his philosophy... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2017 21:33

Today, My roommate had an existential crisis during his philosophy class. His class was discussing life plans and he is freaking out that he might not have made the right choice on his major so he is sitting in the dark living room eating ramen and mumbling to himself...FML.

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Leeono 26

Saturday 21 October 2017 11:39

He deserves it. Philosophy major.....

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Leeono 26

Saturday 21 October 2017 11:39

He deserves it. Philosophy major.....

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