By damselfly - 27/03/2012 00:28 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my roommate and I realised our freezer hasn't been working for days. This would be slightly less awful if she hadn't been storing dead rats for her pet snakes in there. Let's just say the smell is interesting. FML
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damselfly tells us more.

OP here--had to get an FML account to comment. To my roommate's credit, she had the mess all cleaned up by the time I got home--only the smell was left. I can't blame her for having snakes, either, since I moved into the apartment knowing she had them, and being ok with it. Can't say I'm too thrilled with her storing the rats in the freezer, but they do have to eat, and I least I was able to put my foot down on her thawing them in the oven (seriously, WTF?). A couple of people asked why she was feeding her snakes dead rats. Apparently, it's pretty controversial among snake owners, but most people feel it's inhumane to feed live. You'd be surprised, but feeding live is actually very dangerous to the snake--since the feeder rats can't run away (being in a tank with a snake), they fight instead. My roommate has a rescued snake whose last owners fed it live--the poor thing is covered with scars. Snakes can die that way. @18--Sadly, I know exactly what rotted snake smells like...*sigh* Roommate got ahold of a dead Burmese python (it was not a pet), and wanted to preserve the skeleton for educational purposes, but didn't get the right beetles ahead of time. I said there was absolutely no way it was coming in the house, but she did, once (to try a different method of getting the flesh off the bones). It was...unbelievable. Had no idea something could smell that bad. That was actually just 2 weeks ago, and the smell only just got out when the rat incident happened. I'm too tolerant, methinks. She's what you might call eccentric. @12--Thanks for the advice about the vaccuum sealer :) She said she'd thought of it, but can't afford it right now.

Comments

desireev 17

Mmmm... That's something that'll bring the family to the dinner table! FYL, OP!

MonsterCommenter 4

I love the smell of fresh rat in the morning. It's indeed lovely.

I think you mean thawed, spoiled rat.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Lol oh god I know that smell. Just be glad it was dead rats and not dead snakes. I can tell you the latter smells far worse upon being defrosted. Rats just have kinda an earthy smell as they decompose. Nothing beats accidentally releasing the anal glands on a dead skunk though. :p can you tell I have dead animals in my freezer?

desireev 17

Taxidermist? :) I don't care what you say! Otters and coyotes thawing out smell the worst! The stench is TERRIBLE!! :(

MerrikBarbarian 9

Haha yes, I'm a taxidermist. XD never worked with an otter, but I imagine they are like beaver and greasy as hell.

I took anatomy class last year so I feel your pain...good luck OP, I'd suggest fabreeze

lebronesque73091 12

I had to dissect cats in high school. One of the worst smells I can remember smelling. About 5 cats for our class and we did it for a week or two :(

In my high school, im in the vet academy and my class did cat dissections for 2 weeks...id say about 12-15 cats in that room...the smell of the formaldehyde alone was awful...you could smell it throught 2 out of the 3 vet classes(these classes are pretty big.) luckily i optd out of doing it, but was still stuck in the room and that stench. Dx

Fabreeze masks scent, dosen't in any way kill bacteria. So, it'd probably be better to just theow the rats out

blcksocks 19

Have you considered storing her in the bottom shelf?

mauguster 15

Why do you hate snakes? They're just legless fanged lizards. xD(they do however have knees in their skeleton, just too small to surface and serve function.)[

mauguster 15

However I do agree with the rats, gross

Have you seen those recent febreeze commercials? You can apparently live in a house full of trash and it'll smell good. Try some of that:)

Snafuusmc 12

The last segment sums it all up. My job here is done.