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By Tag - 24/09/2014 01:19 - Australia

Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML

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By crazytown - 10/04/2014 15:50 - United States - Denver

Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 22:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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By u wot? - 14/02/2015 12:14 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML

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By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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You deserved it 54 948

By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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You deserved it 3 829

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Wednesday 24 September 2014 12:29

It's time to apply for a restraining order

allie2590 31

Wednesday 24 September 2014 12:30

You found the azaleas, he found an assault charge.

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AlwaysWatching 27

Wednesday 24 September 2014 13:08

Maybe he just really doesn't like Iggy

WhatsMyNameTho 11

Wednesday 24 September 2014 13:29

Who dat, who dat?

BBeffedmylife 28

Wednesday 24 September 2014 15:29

But she's so fancy... what is there not to like?

cjwayy 22

Wednesday 24 September 2014 16:17

I-G-G-Y

sexual_girl 15

Wednesday 24 September 2014 13:29

Yeah, definitely get a restraining order. He could also be arrested for assault for punching the clerk. Glad you got out of that relationship!

iamaduck_fml 7

Wednesday 24 September 2014 13:45

#truelove

demilovatix 6

Wednesday 24 September 2014 14:08

Iggy azalea

sydneysays 15

Wednesday 24 September 2014 14:13

What a creep

vikky538 28

Wednesday 24 September 2014 14:16

fyl OP...I am expecting there would be another FML coming from the guy who got hit by OP's ex..

omrfzn 3

Wednesday 24 September 2014 15:23

lol

MrsHaxxo 22

Wednesday 24 September 2014 14:52

well it is good that he is your ex though

Vivi99 12

Wednesday 24 September 2014 14:57

Damn that's just scary

SarahSehhati 40

Wednesday 24 September 2014 15:06

I am sorry OP hopefully he got arrested and you got a restraining order then maybe he will stay away. I'm sorry that you have to go out in fear :(

plunkit 6

Wednesday 24 September 2014 15:07

I'm so sorry Babe. Take me back. I can change!

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