By Pill popping zit monster - 23/12/2016 04:16

Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 198
You deserved it 653

Same thing different taste

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I mean, that's awful, obviously, but damn. This was really cleverly written, OP

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this is the best FML I've seen in my entire life

Twelve days of Christmas — Womanhood Edition.

Anyone else who sang that in their head with the melody? ?

That blister on your lips wasn't a fever blister...

I am inspired to finish the song. What do you think ladies? On the 12th day of my Period my body gave to me... 12 PMS cries 11 super tampons 10 panty liners 9 crazy cravings 8 crushing cramps 7 back pains 6 pads with wings! 5 ruined panties 4 giant zits 3 screaming ***** 2 stomach ulcers And a fever blister on my lip-eee Perhaps worthy of the FML blog, staff? Feel free to suggest other fun versions!

JMichael 25

and people are still out there saying "periods aren't that bad, all it is is bleeding from your ******."

I hate to be the one to burst your bubble but "fever blisters" or "cold sores" are literally just oral herpes...

"Fever blisters" & "cold sore" are really just other terms for that. No one wants to say.. "Hey, I have herpes on my lips again."