Miscellaneous: Today, my parents were throwing out an old lamp because "it was...

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By Zoella F. - 02/03/2016 05:10 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, my parents were throwing out an old lamp because "it was too dim." I replied, "you said that about me too, but you never threw me out." "Oh, believe me, we tried." FML

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