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By Anonymous / Monday 30 March 2015 10:30 / United States - Cincinnati
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  JustinJK  |  21

@32 sometimes the urge to fuck is too strong to wait to be in an "ideal environment". half the time I don't even make it to my apartment before I start taking off my clothes. Let alone to my car from wherever I'm leaving lol. Bathrooms ftw.

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  Frammy007  |  7

@38, I understand it's not uncommon to move rooms/locations during sex, but the way it's phrased makes it seem like they were travelling while currently engaging in coitus, not that they finished the shower portion and went to go complete the act on the couch. I understand where #32 is coming from, because that is exactly what I thought (except I pictured them hopping around in some weird 5-legged race ;D ).

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  WOTAN1488  |  24

And masturbait too lol?

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  iLike2Teabag  |  27

The "right"? I believe you mean the "duty" to watch porn openly.

By  bossking23  |  15

How does one walk while having sex??

By  hailzz_96  |  18

How the fuck....

By  Johnnycake23  |  42

Is your father Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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  UH60  |  26

#5 is probably referencing his dad's strength in regards to carrying his mother while doing the dirty. Assuming they didn't simply walk into the room naked and he was actually going at it while making his way through the house. Either way, bad joke; but to clarify for those who didn't get it.

By  Welshite  |  39

Ah yes, the old legs 'round the waist maneuver. That's a classic, although it would have been really impressive if they were walking on all fours. I've heard The Quadruped is an excellent position.

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  cari_cat  |  19

If they were gonna do it on OP's bed, then its actually a really good thing s/he was there, or s/he would never have known, and may have continued to sleep in the same sheets O_O

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