By doodoobref - 31/07/2015 05:38 - United States - Lake Havasu City

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Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML
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sarah5745 41

Couldn't you have just confessed instead of wasting everybody's time?

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cameron6731 13

On the toilet? Get a new place to jack off.

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randomcritic 14

If it's so often that they notice you might want to choose a new spot or talk to someone about it if it's as often as every hour etc. (or you want to stop the frequency).

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blcksocks 19

I hope you get a grip on your problem and things come out alright for you, OP

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hard_candy 25

good one! made me snicker in my knickers lmao (god that was so bad I'm gonna get down voted)

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olpally 32

Both of these comments made me giggle. Hehehe. Lmao :P

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ThePaperDragon 31

Your parents didn't try asking you why you were going so often? Strange that they would jump to suspecting diabetes instead of something less serious.

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Rkikkas9713 25

No one ever asks any more, it's usually straight to WebMD. He probably has cancer or some form of diabetic cancer, it's always cancer on WebMD

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hard_candy 25

my dog is old and recently asks for excessive water intake this past year. my mom thinks she is diabetic.

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fmlsams 27

Couldn't you have just fessed up and saved your parents' money?

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qdawg06 23

Guessing that means you ********** way too much in a day then...

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saymynamess 19

Don't waste the investment , get a gf.

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hard_candy 25

holy shit highlight of my week, and yesterday was my birthday!!! FYI, consistent cumming can be painful for you after a while. good thing I got lady parts haha

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trey600rr 22

if a jerk session last about as long as it takes to pee you need to work on your stamina!

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puppies4life 10

so you Jack off more than once a day? bro you need help

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