Today, my parents referred to me in complete seriousness as “the...

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By maid - 19/06/2018 03:34

Today, my parents referred to me in complete seriousness as “the family maid.” I’m their daughter. FML

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azouwa 26

Thursday 21 June 2018 5:16

I remember those days. I now know how to clean a house. I'm glad I learned that skill.

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azouwa 26

Thursday 21 June 2018 5:16

I remember those days. I now know how to clean a house. I'm glad I learned that skill.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 21 June 2018 5:26

Kudos on your life lesson, but I think you may have missed the point.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 21 June 2018 5:23

Refer to them as "the living dead".

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