Miscellaneous: Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told...

By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

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You deserved it 3 170

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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Detained

By Sonakshi - 11/09/2020 13:03 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML

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By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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Not fair!

By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 01:30

Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML

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By Anon - 04/12/2015 07:14 - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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You deserved it 1 691

By nobodywasthere - 29/11/2017 01:30

Today, I explained to my teacher that I wasn't at school yesterday due to three doctor appointments for my moderate epilepsy. Yesterday was senior skip day. She gave me detention for lying. FML

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Kovu_fml 16

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:01

Teachers only seem to notice obnoxious bitches anyway

RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:01

I've had that. Is he/she really old?

Comments

heyyy464 1

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:06

Bring an air horn next time

exleonhart 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:33

"Op?"- teach "over h-airhorn- fu*k tard!" -op

afulks78 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:07

That's happend to me. Just not 14 times. Fyl

olii_fml 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 5:02

OP never said it happened 14 times but got 14 days of detention.

pie29302930 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:08

Teachers seem to get more and more stupid every year.

lovexbox 8

Sunday 23 October 2011 5:09

As do students.

pie29302930 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:41

Touché. That's why I'm learning German so I can get a job ahead of all us Americans who can only speak 1 language and don't care about anyone else.

lovexbox 8

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:38

I didn't say all students.

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 28 August 2012 7:45

Learn Spanish. I'm from Germany and nobody really cares if you know German or not. Spanish actually makes sense.

substitutes 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:14

ikr teachers don't care like they used to.

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:17

I told you I was a good dancer. Can I keep you? Yeah I'm quoting lines from Casper ... I took it there.

GraceKathryn97 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:17

Wow! Teachers suck!

DocBastard 38

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:21

She probably didn't notice you because you were too busy sitting in the back checking Twitter and Facebook all day. Put your damned phone away and pay attention.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 23 October 2011 3:05

Damn it doc. (puts phone away)

osiris39p 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 3:38

doh I was just taking my finals I can fails those rite?

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 23 October 2011 4:04

Remember Doc, it's the students that are disruptive that the teachers notice/remember. Do you ever remember the kids that just walk past your house harmlessly, or do you remember the ones that horse around on your lawn?

Kiki242 19

Sunday 23 October 2011 4:22

How can you be sooo sure she was on her phone. Some of us teens pay attention in class. You are being a bit bias and prejudice. Unless you are being sarcastic.

SummerFever 8

Sunday 23 October 2011 4:58

For the love of God, it was pretty damn obvious that he was being sarcastic.

twofirstnames 12

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:24

Seems OP is one of those quiet types, teacher only notice the loud obnoxious people.

HideouslyHuman 10

Sunday 23 October 2011 4:17

I've been considered a "quiet type" and teachers usually act like they are suspicious of me. I do my schoolwork etc.,and make passing,usually-above-c grades. So it must be the fact I'm quiet.