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By Anonymous / Thursday 7 October 2010 00:48 / United States
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1. Save wrapping paper. 2. Find huge empty box. 3. Fill with rocks until it weighs about 250 pounds. 4. Add a clothesline and wrap. 5. Give to your parents and tell them you got them a solar powered clothes dryer. 6. Record their reaction and put on YouTube. 7. Get #1 views (all time) award for your hilarious video, simultaneously wrenching the title from YouTube's most popular female singer, Justin Bieber and becoming a hero to all lovers of real music. 8. Become a YouTube partner. 9. Use money to buy Mars. 10. Live happily ever after while banging hot Martians.

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damn parents and their empty threats. I know it's hard to control children in public places, but WTF? Don't tell your kids you're going to punish them unless you actually intend to go through with it. Eventually, Idiot Jr will learn that his mommy/daddy is a spineless wimp and will use it to his advantage.

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My mom did that with my iPhone. she bought it for $300 and I paid her back after my next paycheck. Then for Christmas I get my phone wrapped up and when I open it, she says I don't have to pay her back. I explained everything to her and then asked if I could get my 300 dollars back but she said no :(

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of course not pouty lmao. ignorance doesn't know what she's talkin about. the only difference between here and xbox is talking to people through a mic and playing with or against them.

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I've met some pretty rude gamers but I've ran into a couple of rude people on here. I honestly don't know why they choose to be such douche bags, it's just the Internet.

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They weren't actually being mean until you said they were. They were being perfectly respectful up until then. In other words they are being mean because you apparently wanted them to be, while arguing that was what you didn't want.

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#60 what useless point? pouty is trying to express why there is no respect here. You even deliberately became disrespectful. As far as maturity goes, your score is very low.

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"adding people on this website who you speak to and thus know is acceptable, having someone you dont know and have never spoken to telling you to go out of your way to add them is annoying and stupid. its also showing a sense of desperation, because while being open to meeting new people in a variety of mediums is akin to a positive social interaction, what this idiot is doing is akin to walking down the street yelling MY PHONE NUMBER IS **** SOMEONE CALL ME." Is a perfectly valid point. Also those people who go around demanding that random strangers add them on things can become creepers real fast. Been there, done that, things got scary. I advise caution and say ALWAYS, ALWAYS, get to know people BEFORE making any kind of friend commitment to them. I say this even if the commitment is just something like adding them to your XBox Live buddy list because as cliche' as it sounds, better to be safe then sorry.

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pouty, this site is full of inconsiderate people who break the site's rules. I'm sorry you had to go through this. Seeing your comments is admirable since you didn't lash out or insult as others would have done.

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You're one that I believe I will never understand. Perhaps it is your personality and how you function, but I do applaud pouty for speaking her/his mind towards this on-going issue here.

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Respectful, polite, sensitive, harsh, critical-- these are all very relative terms. I've seen arguments here where someone gets all butthurt, but the offending party was obviously holding back quite a bit. If the mods thought these comments were inherently disrespectful or over-the-top cruel, they wouldn't hesitate to mod them.

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Never make friends with periods, they are like fruit flies and die far too quick. Question Marks on the other hand will be with you until you die. Wouldn't you want a punctuation mark that will be with you forever?

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Agreed they've been out 5 years you may as well wait for the next format. Anyway fuck your life that's incredibly harsh just wait until it's either one of their birthdays and find some random shit in and around the house to wrap up... dog turds for example

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it's not that bad. I bought my dad and brother an xbox for Christmas last yr, they used it for 2 weeks then decided to get a ps3 and leave the xbox to collect dust

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not in my opinion haha. they talked about wanting an xbox so I was nice enough to go buy them one. but it's ok when I moved back in with them I just took the xbox :p

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29 - I bought my grandparents a wii last year because they really wanted wii fit..they never use it, it turns out they really only wanted it to entertain the kid they baby sit. He already has game consoles to play over there and he already has a wii at home. Needless to say, this year we are getting them the same thing they got the rest of the family. Not a damn thing.

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