By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
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hockeyrocks39 0

Hopefully you weren't commando as well.

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DudeImBetter 0

35 don't you hate it when you think you've gained weight but actually your fly was up the whole day.

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iRCassxD 0

That's pretty embarassing. The fact you thought you lost weight AND your fly was down.

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killerclown760 0

it's pretty embarrassing that you post this

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mrahhhhh 21

Ha people must have thought you were walking around all proud because people could see your dick :) .

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agSWAAAAG 0

zipping my fly usually doesn't affect me too much, its that damn button that does the trick. cheer up, op, you probably did lose a little weight!

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ImInABox 6

I wasn't aware that an open fly would make that much of a difference. Interesting.

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CateXOX 0

That's what I was thinking, I don't feel any different with my fly down, which is probably why I accidently leave it down so much. I'm a girl though, so it may be different for guys.

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nategillan 0

im sure you know its down;)

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rawritscindy 0

I'm pretty sure OP didn't button his pants because otherwise the zipper wouldn't have made a difference.

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Synyster430 0

your fly was down?? this ain't no ****** rap song bro

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Livinia 11

That's why you look in the mirror and/or actually do up your fly.

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thebestof1984 0

So sick of seeing people write "fatty" Where the **** does it say the op was fat?

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a_nutritionist 10

so sick of reading it? 3 people made the comment. thats 3 in 23, so 13%...yeah i can see how thatd really bug you...?

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e2m2cent 0

maybe u can use that mistaken pride as motivation to make that apparent weightloss real....trust me ull feel over the moon afterwards :)

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plexico 3

The sad part is that you couldn't tell your fly was open by simply looking down, you probably had to use a series of mirrors to view your crotchetal region under your mountainous gut. I don't know how you wash your penis, but it's not like there are many visitors down there anyways.

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FarSide 22

Ditto. Must suck to be a guy with the crotch of a ballerina.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

What?! How did I miss the return of plexico?

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a_nutritionist 10

i believe this is his first comment in a while, but according to his profile...hes been a lurker for some time :P

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a_nutritionist 10

doh my bad, i always read number of visits as number of times youve visited the site not the number of visitors to your profile

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