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Naw, I bet she's worth about 3 pints of guiness, or 1 barrel of fermented wine, or about 1 case of russian vodka.

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Hey at least OP's mom doesn't break into her child's house and drink an entire bottle of really expensive wine...

Damn... That's fucked up. I know the feeling. My mom told me she'd sell me to a mad scientist for sex, and she did and he turned me into a buttsexpirate. :(

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Please... Do understand.. I am probably the nicest girl you'll ever come in contact with. I really am.. But I really hope that you don't honestly believe that OPs' mom meant it when she said she'd sell her for a shot of vodka, did you? If so,.... Nevermind... I'm going now... Have a nice day! :)

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True that! You could be sold for a can of Wisconsins Best or an Old English 40! A shot of Vodka around here is goin for $6.. Like she said, (^^^) it could be worse..

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Here's an idea, he might live in the U.K. The legal drinking age over there is somewhere below 19. That or he's underaged.

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Putting his age is irrelevant anyways. So yes, it seems like he's trying to be a show off by telling everyone he's nineteen and drinks.

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The United States is the only country where the drinking age is 21(apart from the ones where it's completely illegal). There are countries where it is 18 and even below that. Don't really see how he comes off as "showing off."

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It was just showing he didn't have "the taste" for gin yet being 19...maybe someday someone will make him a Tom Collins and then he will know how gin is supposed to be consumed!

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