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By Bastard brother - 25/01/2016 17:00 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, my older brother has a brain problem but he uses it as an excuse to bully me and get away with it. I finally got fed up of him smirking at me so today when he punched me again I punched him right back. Guess who got suspended from school for hitting a "defenseless" disabled student FML

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