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By anotherlovelessyear - 25/01/2016 12:09

Today, my now ex girlfriend told me that travelling 2 miles to my house was to stressful so our once every 2 months visits will have to stop. As her anxiety stops her leaving the house. Turns out her facebook says she parties 4 nights a week. There are photos to prove this. FML

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