haha awesome, I love that show

Maybe I'm the dumb idiot here, so here goes nothing.. what is up with these " sammich" and "what were you doing out the kitchen" comments? Are you guys just fooling around or is it serious? Just curious...

Lrn2internet. Unfunny jokes about sammiches and kitchens have been around for as long as there have been inbred socially retarded 14-year-old necrophiles to tell them.

They sure weren't all over the internet 5 years ago before Mommies all over the world turned the internet into the nanny.

Come on, dog, don't be naive, when's the last time you saw a 14-year-old who WASN'T poking around a graveyard looking for corpses to ****? Yo I saw 6 of them the other day, the funeral wasn't even over yet and they were prying open that coffin and ******* that corpse until its bones broke. Shit was disgusting. Dog you gotta wake up to what the kids are doing these days, it's not such an innocent time anymore, the ones that aren't ******* dead people are smoking meth and urinating off overpasses. Yo you're a parent, I can tell, you gotta keep tabs on your kids because they don't find trouble, trouble finds them and they get caught up with the bad crowd and before you know it they're digging around mortuaries looking for their grandmothers.

Wth? Lmao! ^^^^

I've made a lot of gay babies then.

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@37. I lold

One day, when you're less emotionally closed off and distant, you'll understand. Relationships aren't just about sex, there's love, companionship, support and partnership too. "Ex" implies a loss of some kind and loss hurts. Reminders of the loss (like seeing your ex-husband who now loves someone else living next door with her) can be really tough.

A relationship is simply a bond between very good friends who express physical affection with each other. You're looking far too much into things (and devaluing friendship in the process) by expecting relationships to be about Disney fairy princess magic instead of trust, honesty, love, and *******. Of course it feels heartwrenching to lose a love, just as it's heartwrenching to lose a good friendship, but there's no reason people need to be so insecure and neurotic and jealous over it. So he loves someone else, so what? Did you honestly expect your love to last forever? People grow and change and move on to people with whom they have better chemistry -- a better match of personalities -- and personality is fluid, just like relationships. It's naive to expect commitment and stability to simply happen out of nowhere and for things to simply stay the same for several decades. Relationships need to evolve along with the people in them. Maybe OP's ex wanted a different kind of partner, a different kind of relationship, in that stage of his life. Maybe some part of him or some part of OP raised a number of red flags for each other. I really don't know the specifics, but the bottom line is that there is nothing inherently tragic about a breakup and there is nothing inherently awkward about associating with a former lover. People make it so by seeing others through the lens of the past. If you're finding it hard to be friends with an ex, it's because you're not viewing them as a friend, you're viewing them as an ex. The past is over and done with, so either take a lesson from it or disregard it. The jealousy that OP feels is an entirely separate can of worms.

You really just asked if she honestly thought her love would last forever??? It was her husband, of course she thought that.

If they didn't expect or want it to last forever they wouldn't have gotten married asshole.