Animals: Today, my new kitten died in her sleep. I dug a hole in the garden... - FML

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By cynthia - 29/04/2016 23:58 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, my new kitten died in her sleep. I dug a hole in the garden to bury her but I caught my husband throwing her into the bin like a piece of garbage. Satan will be a champion ice skater by the time I forgive him, and a skiing champion too by the time I let him have sex again. FML

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HelenErutherford 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 16:34

withholding sex as punishment is extremely bad for your relationship. deal with it differently, stop making sandwiches for him lol jk? (unless you actually do make his sandwiches)

pheizer01 10

Saturday 30 April 2016 19:00

That poor, poor man

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HelenErutherford 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 16:34

withholding sex as punishment is extremely bad for your relationship. deal with it differently, stop making sandwiches for him lol jk? (unless you actually do make his sandwiches)

pheizer01 10

Saturday 30 April 2016 19:00

That poor, poor man

TheSignOfLibra 11

Saturday 30 April 2016 21:05

That's just sad. Honestly if you're about to bury the kitten and your husband goes oh let's treat it like trash and throws the body away, of something that their spouse loved, is stupid. What do you think the hole was for, whoever this husband is? A treasure chest?

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