Animals: Today my neighbours dogs attacked and killed my one-year-old...

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 10:41

Today my neighbours dogs attacked and killed my one-year-old cat. When I later confronted them, still in tears, they told me to calm down because "it's just a stupid cat" fml

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