Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk.... - FML

By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By JustShutUp - 27/07/2016 18:40

Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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Pavarotti next door

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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Make it stop

By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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flashback.miss 28

Friday 6 September 2013 9:29

Should've recorded him

simplysarcastics 26

Friday 6 September 2013 9:33

I imagine his voice was very high pitched, scratchy, and off key. Your poor ears!

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lipun 8

Friday 6 September 2013 9:51

speak to him when he is normal about his misconduct. if he still continues, then record him and then complain to the cop.

ninad7 12

Friday 6 September 2013 10:03

out of all things to do while drunk, that is nothing

Fluffydemise 18

Friday 6 September 2013 10:16

But it's a good accompaniment to drunk shenanigans. Most things done whilst drunk are enhanced with a bit of singing. Unless you decide to strip naked outside your desired loves house, where her dad resides. In that situation, singing does NOT help :D

AGB10 19

Friday 6 September 2013 10:24

Record it, then play it back loud on a night he is asleep..so he wakes up with his own drunk singing :)

tommylover842 23

Friday 6 September 2013 10:27

I imagine this drunk guy being completely naked while enthusiasticly singing. Makes for quite a funny, albeit disturbing, mental picture!

RageAwakened 6

Friday 6 September 2013 10:37

Next hit video on youtube: Drunk Opera.

Fluffydemise 18

Friday 6 September 2013 11:06

Is your neighbour an alien overlord called zinyak? And was he singing biz markie - just a friend by any chance?

mangobbler 11

Friday 6 September 2013 11:26

Would be worse if he had tourettes, I believe...

emal 1

Friday 6 September 2013 11:56

That would've been a funny video to watch on YouTube

Enslaved 36

Friday 6 September 2013 13:08

"I'm the Barber of Seville. . . Figaro, Figaro!"

Goblin182 26

Friday 6 September 2013 14:20

That's how I practice my opra singing

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