Money: Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's...

By lovethyneighbour - 04/08/2014 00:19 - Australia - Berowra

Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML

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By FailBear - 29/01/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML

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By CaddyWhack - 18/11/2016 20:57

Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML

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You deserved it 786

By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

By GLX - 14/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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You deserved it 886

By Al - 13/06/2016 15:37 - Australia - Turramurra

Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML

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Maxgolub 13

Monday 4 August 2014 10:04

I'd find a route to a lawyer immediately

noxiffic 20

Monday 4 August 2014 10:07

You should casually mention that hes getting you a new one

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lasagnanarcotics 14

Monday 4 August 2014 10:40

Take some money from his wallet, he won'r need it since he's a ****** idiot

kiaora_fml 11

Monday 4 August 2014 10:46

I would casually say, you have just been reported to the police, good luck in prison!

miliaras93 17

Monday 4 August 2014 10:48

So much for friendly neighbors huh . Now you know you have to be careful who you trust !

cheshireau 26

Monday 4 August 2014 10:50

Well, I'd go to the police. Do you live in Sydney? Sounds like a Sydney thing.

Nolimit2217 32

Monday 4 August 2014 10:51

Should have given him a casual chop to the throat!

atav 17

Monday 4 August 2014 10:58

That escalated quickly...

asmb100 27

Monday 4 August 2014 11:01

Quickly, just not high enough. I say blow his brains out. I recommend a Winchester 870 pump with a 20 inch barrel, but it's really up to you.

Nolimit2217 32

Wednesday 6 August 2014 11:35

Nah, I'll go with my Mossberg 500 with an 18 inch barrel. A Remington 870 with a 20 inch barrel is more of a field gun.

Soundslikeothers 15

Monday 4 August 2014 11:00

Good thing you didn't let him barrow your ACTUAL car

hippo1234 19

Monday 4 August 2014 16:04

Dude, the correctly spelled borrow is just a few inches away.

PassiveAggresive 12

Monday 4 August 2014 11:52

Say "hey, so when will you give me the money that you received for selling it?"

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Monday 4 August 2014 12:47

Search "revenge"

ulissey_fml 22

Monday 4 August 2014 13:23

Well then, he'd better think of joining Neighbourhood Watch...your back.

sjbartholome 14

Monday 4 August 2014 13:46

Casually kick the casual **** out of his casual self.

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