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By ashamed - / Wednesday 25 November 2015 15:50 / United States - Buffalo
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Here's the logic: the neighbor thought OP was doing great with his wife. However, the OP knew it was his daughter making the sounds that made the neighbor think the OP was getting laid. Somehow, the OP is ashamed that it wasn't his wife making those sexual noises, and quite possibly is also ashamed that his daughter is capable of making such noises. Hence, my comment. No father wants to think of their daughter making such noises let along engaging in sexual activity. It's kind of similar how kids don't want to hear or think about their parents banging each other.

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Here's the logic: the neighbor thought OP was doing great with his wife. However, the OP knew it was his daughter making the sounds that made the neighbor think the OP was getting laid. Somehow, the OP is ashamed that it wasn't his wife making those sexual noises, and quite possibly is also ashamed that his daughter is capable of making such noises. Hence, my comment. No father wants to think of their daughter making such noises let along engaging in sexual activity. It's kind of similar how kids don't want to hear or think about their parents banging each other.

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I'm pretty sure that #31 knows it was a wasp, #34. He's saying that it would be off putting to explain it was OP's daughter, because the fact the neighbor said the noises sounded like a woman getting off. Thus, the neighbor accidentally or not made the OP think about the fact that his daughter is a person who can choose to have sex, which would make most parents uncomfortable because they generally dislike the idea of their offspring having sex, much like how children prefer to NOT think about how they were conceived. It wasn't that OP's daughter WAS having sex, but that she COULD choose to have sex.

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noises woman make tend to be read as sexual sometimes. especially in video games you can't tell if the moans of a female character should show pleasure or pain.

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Yup, personally I emit a single high-pitched screech either way. Seriously though, it being muffled through a wall probably made it a bit less clear, maybe the neighbour was just commenting on the amount of noise and thought he was being funny.

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