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By  xMooMoox  |  0

Now is the time were you sneak a guy into the house and have really loud sex. When she catches you say "I thought you wanted me to get some!" And walk away.

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I don't understand how this is an FML. Did you want her to think you were having sex with people you weren't dating? She gave you an out of the "talk", you should thank your lucky stars, fool!

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  CaroAurelia  |  12

True, but as a chronically single woman, I wouldn't be too happy if someone reminded me that I'm single and not getting laid. Especially not my mum (although I try to avoid talking about sex with her in the first place because ew).

By  xMooMoox  |  0

Now is the time were you sneak a guy into the house and have really loud sex. When she catches you say "I thought you wanted me to get some!" And walk away.

By  Kdc__  |  0

Hah i feel sorry for you. This sounds like the total opposite of something my mom would do. in fact, she's been encouraging me to get serious with a guy i've only been on one date with.

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