That doesn't mean you're fat. You prolly just eat a lot, or eat unhealthily. I almost never stop eating and I'm still pretty skinny. But, you're prolly fat and that's why you view this as an FML. If you aren't...quit whining. =]

she could just mean you have a healthy diet. if a doctor advises you to gain weight they don't tell you to go from a eat hardly anything diet to binge on ice cream and cookies, they say to do it gradually. often underweight people are under nourished (especially if they're bad enough to need to see the doctor about it) and eating ice cream and junk food won't help that at all, they need nutritionally balanced diets.

je suis encore choqué

yes you are

That doesn't mean your overweight. That just mean that you eat more then your underweight mother.

it's spelled m-o-m not m-u-m

I don't think she meant much by it

I don't think it means she called you fat. Assuming your young, you probably have a much faster metabolism, thus you can eat more without gaining weight. Eating a lot doesn't mean you are fat.

They eat brain cells. Why else would we have millions of retards walking around on a daily basis?

1. Because they're too busy smashing paper balls into their heads. 2. Or their mom just had a big ****** and they just fell out during birth and hit the corner of the bed. 3. Or they tried to escape the confines of the evil crib and fell over the other side into a big batch of cookie dough ice cream. Stupidity falls under those three categories.