Kids: Today, my mum threatened to kick me out because I was angry at...

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By ANNONOMOUS - 17/02/2016 04:16 - Australia

Today, my mum threatened to kick me out because I was angry at my brother for stealing my car keys and then crashing it into a pole whilst trying to do a burnout. FML

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