Love: Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much...

By Anonymous - 30/08/2013 00:48 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

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By katiebird - 16/03/2016 20:51 - United States - Durham

Today, my father informed me that I will have no chance of dating a good man if I keep up with these interracial relationships. And that he won't be supporting me through college if I continue this "rebellion." My boyfriend is half black and loves the same music, sports, and movies as my dad. FML

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By Mick_The_Disappointment - 11/12/2018 15:30

Today, my mother once again called me to remind me what a disappointment I am despite having two degrees, a house, a professional job and having never been unemployed at 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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It's true, though

By Anonymous - 18/07/2014 23:06 - United States - Horseheads

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML

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By StraightAF - 05/04/2022 00:01

Today, I’ve been single for so long that my mom’s friends ask her if I’m a lesbian, all because I’m 35 and not married yet. Truth is, my last relationship fucked me up so bad that the thought of falling in love with someone again makes me physically ill. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 08:50 - Australia

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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By monsterinlaw - 21/01/2014 06:25 - United States - Columbus

Today, I found out that even after three years, my boyfriend's mother replies, "Unfortunately" when asked if we are still together. FML

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noir_heart 8

Friday 30 August 2013 9:16

Racist bitch.

Pwib 14

Friday 30 August 2013 9:18

Once you went black, you never went back (to being single).

Comments

AGB10 19

Friday 30 August 2013 9:24

Aren't you glad you turned out fine and not like her? Sucks for you OP but the silver lining also is you grew to be a better person..

Jst4kicks 16

Friday 30 August 2013 9:27

wow, sorry but your moms a douche

sammyjanette 17

Friday 30 August 2013 9:29

Let me guess your Mom often follows it up with the old "I'm not racist I have black friends" tripe?

loveingit 7

Friday 30 August 2013 12:02

Lol I love that type. NOT.

ydi_4_suking 20

Friday 30 August 2013 9:31

Hey as long as you are happy who cares what anybody thinks.

IvyOswin 17

Friday 30 August 2013 9:34

If it comes to it, don't invite her to the wedding unless she apologizes.

DWordHead16 19

Friday 30 August 2013 9:39

I'm doubting she'll ever apologize. If she does, it's not going to be as sincere as it should be, considering she even refuses to believe they're even in a relationship.. Which is a shame, really.

Jannis 7

Friday 30 August 2013 10:21

I would probably not invite her anyway after being like that. It hurts me to hear you have a mother like that. Go with your true feelings - not the color - and definatively not by what your mother sais. its your life, not hers.