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By izzy64 - 03/07/2016 15:11 - United States
Today, my mother insisted that I go to church, I asked her why and she said she didn't want me wanking off at home. FML
Ask her, if she prefers you to do it in the church then?
Solid reasoning. She seems like a smart lady.