Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over....

By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 14 425

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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You deserved it 3 669

By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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You deserved it 456

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 121

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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You deserved it 2 649

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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You deserved it 619

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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You deserved it 2 751

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog that had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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You deserved it 1 628

By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 100

746278Ab 14

Friday 7 February 2014 6:32

Hey "accidents" can happen to BOTH people...

nickzpic 8

Friday 7 February 2014 6:35

At the end of the day you still get the last laugh when you rail her daughter... Or son

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cyttex 13

Friday 7 February 2014 6:42

Oh those mother in laws gotta hate em

cyttex 13

Friday 7 February 2014 6:47

Well the ones in fml anyway

sdroze1389 31

Friday 7 February 2014 12:43

this is why I hate English, not sure what you were trying to say.

amerw32 9

Friday 7 February 2014 14:18

The parents here are extremely abusive.

alyant 12

Friday 7 February 2014 6:42

That's quite frightening... Hope you escaped and fast.

xblaine 17

Friday 7 February 2014 6:43

Did you accidentally punch her?

telli164 30

Friday 7 February 2014 6:44

Bitch got problems

luckyme143 13

Friday 7 February 2014 6:44

run fo your life!! she is evil...lol I'm kidding :)

dachayke 16

Friday 7 February 2014 21:51

But she really is evil.

junkman6 22

Friday 7 February 2014 6:54

Mother in law got run over by a big rig!!

killinpoptarts 9

Friday 7 February 2014 6:55

I hope OP survived! This is great advice everyone is offering.. Maybe just don't use the street as a sidewalk OP

DorklyComicFan 8

Friday 7 February 2014 11:10

The fact that OP put the story on this site would lead me to believe that they're alive.

jojocircus19 16

Sunday 3 January 2016 1:10

No OP is dead and came back from the grave to post an FML

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 7 February 2014 7:01

You should accidentally punch her in the face or cut her brake lines. JUST JOKING!!

ActionFearo 39

Friday 7 February 2014 7:04

Kill her with kindness. Or... if that doesn't work, cars can have many uses.

melanie_c_g 13

Friday 7 February 2014 7:18

at least she didn't succeed?

Ambient25 24

Friday 7 February 2014 9:40

High five everyone

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