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By heathen - 15/01/2016 02:35 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my mother-in-law took it upon herself to call the Buddhist monk presiding over our ceremony to tell them the wedding was postponed 5 hours due to the weather, and that he should come later in the day. I found out as I was walking down the isle and saw her pastor instead. FML

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