Love: Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than... - FML

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML

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By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

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spikey818 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:01

it's like you have a little brother.

Phustercluck 11

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:14

What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!

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elmorous 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:10

spank him

XTheDesertSongX 17

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:48

your next comment will be your 100th

KikiThePug 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:50

Says the creeper that goes on random people's profiles.

Charlotteeexx 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:46

#34 is it strange that I just laughed and laughed at that?

dickster 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:21

OMG Kiki the Pug is actually a little girl?

valri3 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:11

Sucks to be ya!

johnnyexpl0sion 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:12

mmmm i love cougars. especially when they have me over for milf and cookies ;) haha

icadragoon 11

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:15

LOL!

DevianceIsBliss 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:13

That means you're the alpha male! :D

Phustercluck 11

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:14

What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!

ashtin85 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:12

lol!

saywhaaat_01 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:14

that's messed up

C6Racer 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 18:05

Dayum

arsh333 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:25

hey sexy, tell Antwaun I said hi, lol

arsh333 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:26

I'm 100% serious. miss merk. haha

arsh333 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:36

WTF stop deleting my comments op. I'm talkin to my lady. I call her miss merk

ItsNotOpinion 0

Monday 1 November 2010 5:15

24- There is some space between your boobs. Might want to fix that. guys only like it when girls boobs are completely together and your falling a little short to let you down lightly.

perdix 29

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:19

That will be interesting when she hits menopause and her sex drive falls off. What's a healthy male about your age supposed to do?

dreamering 16

Saturday 30 October 2010 17:21

step-daughter is warming the bench

noshtsherlock 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 18:44

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA! That made me laugh sooooo hard. Very true.

perdix 29

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:37

dreamering, I like the way you phrased that. :)

x3herox3 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:23

Lols. Fyl

BagleHead 6

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:30

sounds hot

Petawhitney 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:33

He just wants to get with YOU.... ... Let him.

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