Animals: Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already...

By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By patient_mom - 14/06/2015 01:27 - Australia - Surrey Hills

Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML

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Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By uh-oh - 25/03/2012 05:49 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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Lurker

By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Alex Andreas - 02/07/2015 03:10 - United States - Edmond

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

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saifnaqvi11 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:06

For ***** snake Mom

devildog562 33

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:10

Sneaky snake . Shame though , nothing deserves to die like that .

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igive 29

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:17

Poor thing that's an awful way to go!

therealjc_fml 14

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:18

**** her life as well.

wheresmymary 22

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:19

Did it survive all that?

xwendifferx 16

Thursday 4 June 2015 4:53

I highly doubt it. Poor snake.

JRtheSnowman 5

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:24

thats a clean kill for her

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:27

Poor snake...was the washer and dryer alright?

ColonelCusswords 24

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:44

On a possitive note its huggably soft. Fabric softener is the shit

LoyalSatanist666 13

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:46

That is ****** up. I feel for u. ur mom should pay more attention to her surroundings.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 4 June 2015 2:35

If OP had been paying attention, the snake wouldn't have escaped in the first place.

mohd2089 6

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:46

Atleast it died clean...

smackaroonial 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:47

Was is clean?

Amorettex 19

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:53

I'm sorry for your loss OP! I'm sure your mother didn't mean to :(

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