Miscellaneous: Today, my mother called and complained I haven't been to visit...

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By angerytat - 07/02/2016 04:02 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my mother called and complained I haven't been to visit in a while. Last time I visited I got yelled at for using a wheelchair even though it's the only way I can get around. fml

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