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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 18:18 - United States - Easton

Today, my mother bought Easter presents for my sister and I. My sister received about $80 worth of clothes. My mom thought it would be funny to get me a plush toy that I had as a baby. When I told her that she spent more money on my sister than me, she claimed that the toy also cost $80. FML

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