By Trey Deluna - 03/12/2010 17:12 - United States

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Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML
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ForeverYoung1 3

Well, it's always nice to be helpful... even if it does scar you for life.

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savvy_suzy 0

Why doesn't the boyfriend install it over the son? Wouldn't that make more sense? Feels disrespectful to ask a son to do it. Maybe it's just me.

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triggerit 5

I agree with you...there is some disrespect...

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muchagente 5

just shut up and help your mother when she needs you.

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kirby1964 20

What? Her boyfriend could not hang the swing? He must be handy in other ways.

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dumbrownhead 0

Hey, those swings are fun :) let your mom enjoy it in peace!!

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boopityboppity 11

Yurt? Yuri? Whats that apostrophe doing? Oh, you stole it from me, I see.

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dumbrownhead 0

Happily married and pregnant! And yes, I do have an enjoyable sex life! Is that suppose to upset me?

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stubby84 0

happily married because of being pregnant lol i feel bad for kids that age.

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mike3775 35

shoulda not asked lol Honestly what is the big deal? So your mom has an active sex life, be grateful she found someone who made her happy

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DocBastard 38

May I ask what the boyfriend was doing on the ceiling? And how many other men were up there? Why would the mother would want a hole drilled in him? Is his anus not enough for her strap-on?

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bigbadtim 7

So did the OP have to use a stud detector to find the boyfriend?

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xspaniardx 3

HAHA I love your comments DocBastard! In always looking forward to reading them! They make me LOL literally every time I read them! Keep 'em coming! 8)

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Justforlolz 14

So that means.... *Fails to understand statement*

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goldiefox 0

Ahhh no! Doc messed up! "why would the mother would..." :( Doc your still my favorite person to comment! ;)

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DocBastard 38

Extra! Extra! Read all about it. I'm human. :( Oh, and thanks. :)

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starile 19

Like an inheritance. "Take a good look at it, son. One day, this, and all my vibrators, straps, gags, whips, leashes, cuffs, strap-ons, ******, and butt plugs will all be yours."

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