By Anonymous - 23/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
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chocogatto12 3

Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear

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AdamGD 0

Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??

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TheAmazing_fml 0

YDI for being gay haha but i love gays. :D

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Xero3g 5

You sure you're not? Your mom's a freak, so how come you aren't?

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Boden 0

Whats that supposed to mean...?

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justlikeme79 9

No shit, you sayin gays are freaks? Cause that just makes you an asshole.

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BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Just clear things up if its really that bad xD Nbd. Np. I was called bisexual cause I hugged my bestfriends In public, kissed them (on the cheek), and said "Love you, bye" afterwards. (One was a guy and the other a chick.) I mean I get why a person would think that.......lmfao I didnt care though...I hadnt seen them in years and my family is really touchy feely (meaning that I am too)..........I dont think you really should care about being called gay :/

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redbluegreen 40

Your mom's an idiot. That's all I need to say.

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genius_man16 0

^^^^^^^^^ Especially for going to a psychic. Sounds like your mom is PSYCHO to me.

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kissesinbetween 0

Poor boy, ur mom rather believes a stranger than her own son.

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Kylewillger 1

I will believe in psychics when I open the newspaper in the morning and the headline is "Psychic wins lottery"

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barlessprison 16

Man why is your mom so hung up on finding out whether you're gay or not? Yeah FYL.

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