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By please don't cry - 23/02/2016 00:08 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom was asking me about what I was thinking about because I've been down on the weather for a while. I finally spilled out all my stress, my feeling of uselessness and how I feel like I'm not going to accomplish anything. At the end of it she was crying. FML

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