Money: Today, my mom tried to fix our 50 year old sink system, ultimately...

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By Bluedy - 14/02/2016 16:04 - Romania - Ploiesti

Today, my mom tried to fix our 50 year old sink system, ultimately almost flooding our apartment. The plumber said he never saw anything like that ever. We are now making plans to buy a new apartment. FML

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