Health: Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my...

By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By thegreatcometofawayhamilton - 20/10/2017 01:48

Today, I twisted my ankle and fractured my wrist while dancing. I audition for a performing arts school in one week. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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No excuses

By Ouch - 28/02/2015 02:25 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By IvyBlackeyes - 29/08/2018 01:30

Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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Agony

By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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Graceful

By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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CalebLawrence 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:49

Don't want to step on a crack now, it might run in the family.

YoloWhiteRSA 20

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:55

Always listen to your mother. Get well soon OP.

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Zeinix 5

Wednesday 22 June 2016 20:19

why are you still in school!?!?!?!

cakester123 11

Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:40

your moms a physic!

GottSegneDich 3

Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:59

First rule of any theatre. Never say Macbeth. Second rule, never say "break a leg." Say "good show."

NerdGirl321 27

Thursday 23 June 2016 4:21

Don't take things so seriously OP.

Kendall14159 11

Thursday 23 June 2016 4:59

Aren't you supposed to be on summer break?

iSsjGohan 17

Thursday 23 June 2016 5:02

well I mean breaking a leg is good luck right?

falafelbooger 1

Thursday 23 June 2016 17:29

I've never heard anyone refer to breaking "part" of their leg before!

screamogirl123 18

Thursday 23 June 2016 20:50

it's supposed to be figurative op. don't take it so seriously next time!

sherman77 5

Sunday 26 June 2016 20:51

She can tell the future...

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