Intimacy: Today, my mom told me that I was not having a party for my 18th...

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By thanks mom - 08/03/2016 15:19 - United States - Cortland

Today, my mom told me that I was not having a party for my 18th birthday. Why? Because she said I didn't have friends anyway, so why should it matter. FML

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