Money: Today, my mom sold my Xbox one and Xbox 360 along with games... - FML

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By CalixQyu - 06/03/2016 14:50 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom sold my Xbox one and Xbox 360 along with games for $700. I was okay with this because I don't play with them anymore, as long as I get half of the money. When she refused I jokingly said I'll sue her. She not so jokingly kicked me out. FML

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