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By Thecatnapper - 16/01/2016 04:12 - United States - Denham Springs
Today, my mom's possessive fiancé got a new kitten. I later heard him tell my mom that I've "stolen" his kitten, and that he will take my cat away from me as punishment. Why? Because the kitten decided to sleep in my lap instead of his. FML