Miscellaneous: Today, my mom gave me another big speech that left me in tears... - FML

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By kipps_1 - 24/03/2016 00:24 - United States - Columbus

Today, my mom gave me another big speech that left me in tears on the reasons I'm making her miserable and how her situation in life is my fault. Then she complained about how I never talk to her or stay home and that I'm always working or at school studying. FML.

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