Work: Today, my mom decides she wants to spontaneously go to New York...

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By newyorktola818 - 26/03/2016 19:09 - United States - Toledo

Today, my mom decides she wants to spontaneously go to New York for Easter and told me while I was at work. I have no key, no change of clothes, no where to stay, and have to work for the rest of the weekend. Thanks mom Happy Easter I guess.

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