Miscellaneous: Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept...

By PositiveElectron - 27/08/2015 19:52 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML

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Same thing different taste

By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 14:01

Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Zapped

By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog that had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By ticketed - 28/08/2012 16:04 - United States - Bronx

Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

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By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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summer4me 25

Friday 28 August 2015 16:30

Don't let her become the boy who cried wolf. Just remind her that the whistle should only be used when needed.

simply_meeeee 26

Friday 28 August 2015 16:28

I don't think that's the correct purpose of a rape whistle

Comments

Colon_Man 17

Friday 28 August 2015 17:47

You know, only rapists can hear the whistle.

daddysgirl243 21

Friday 28 August 2015 17:47

if she does get raped, no one is going to help her now

Mynamewontfi 40

Friday 28 August 2015 18:55

A rape... whistle? Well, you learn something new everyday, I did not know that existed. Is it that different from a regular one?

tylercoffman420 19

Friday 28 August 2015 21:10

different label at 3 times the price

yourwifelovesme 25

Friday 28 August 2015 19:36

sounds like she was raping the rape whistle lol

ke17189 21

Friday 28 August 2015 19:42

Road rage is never good

AggieMike77 12

Friday 28 August 2015 22:06

Hope you got your father's genes.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 28 August 2015 22:47

What a whistle blower...it's traffic that won't do anything

XtremeHeat 14

Saturday 29 August 2015 0:51

ITS THE CONCH SIGNAL!

KingOfTheLosers 7

Saturday 29 August 2015 1:42

new one? what happened to the old one?

twistedgrifter 8

Saturday 29 August 2015 3:18

Be careful, it may alert rapists to her location.

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