By eric / Wednesday 16 March 2011 07:31 / United States
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  insanesna1l  |  0

he was discussing the theory of evolution and how he drew the short straw.

the penis was asking for a hand to move

penis is afraid of dark wet places after some traumatizing experiences during puberty

  MissBunny25  |  0

I'm pretty sure this is how the conversation went down.
penis:"what the fuck , you are such a freak.. the stuff you do with me is crazy"
OP:"no it's not.."
penis:"yes it is! remember that time when you were with that girl at the macaroni convention?"
OP:"no we need a second opinion"
penis:"I'll use my penis power and call your mom in here"
penis:"why not? she and I are good friends *wink*"
mom:"honey, your penis called me. what's up? "

  mmsdrummer51  |  3

the coversation went like this .... dear penis i dont think i like you anymore you used to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor dear penis i dont like you anymore

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