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  csickcman  |  11

OP. You're mom is a prostitute. Cheers! :)

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  RydeOrDie  |  7

They were probably divorced. You've got a dumb mom, sucks, but whatever.

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  SammyS2012  |  21

I think the FML is worse if they weren't divorced... There would be no importance in telling us that his father was next to him if so; it's already bad enough without it.

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  gc327072  |  29

I'm sure OP wanted to do as your username says.

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  CrewBoy  |  10

Dad, it appears that your wife, my mother, is a cheating whore and we must go to the police station to pick her up. Nah, that's not too bad... O.o

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  I_Has_A_Fishy  |  12

They could be divorced. Just because OP was with his dad at the time doesn't mean his parents are married. It may be awkward for him because who would want to tell their father that his ex-wife was caught having sex with someone in public, especially if the divorce was recent. But of course, this FML is made more FML-y by us assuming OP's parents are married. :)

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Or an attempt at a hand job that was "too forceful" and that hurt like hell (apparently) and resulted in you screaming and then breaking up with life after she calls you a pussy. And that's how I lost my third boyfriend.

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It's FML. We're all family here.

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  doctorhook86  |  24

72: What the fuck? Were you trying to rip his dick off? Those parts are sensitive! The guy's telling you to stop tearing off his wiener, so you call him a pussy? I'd dump you too.

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12 - No joke man... women don't get it. Don't try to slap my ass. Just because my boys are in the front, doesn't mean they're not in the back too. Always taking back-of-the-sack shots...

By  mosquito19  |  14

it's called making extra money

By  smallshaft  |  10

You did not tell your dad did you? That's when you slip away and bail mom out and blackmail her to get things you want.

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  infamous56  |  0

You are an idiot

By  crymore007  |  11

Maybe your parents are ninjas and you just didn't notice? well your mom did get caught so it's more likely that it's just your dad who's a ninja. either way FYL.

By  olpally  |  32

That's intense... There's a bedroom for that kind of thing... Lol... Dumb ass parents ya got there op...

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  olpally  |  32

Yes I do realize that... Now, shut up and thumb me down...

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  Fenthik  |  4

#46 You realize he just didn't use grammar right,right? Please tell me people aren't this nazi-sh

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  PhishloverA  |  14

#46 you do realize #36 was reacting to the last part of the comment where it said dumb "parents" instead of "mom", right? Whether it's a joke or not he was still wrong by saying "Parents."

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