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By Anonymous - / Monday 11 July 2016 21:02 / United States - Pasadena
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By  jesterinperil  |  28

You know, one of these days she's just going to say, "We're going to eat Steph!" You'll sigh, relieved that the pun tirade is over. But, your mother, in all her grammar wisdom, knows she didn't finish the joke. You'll walk downstairs and she's actually going to eat you. Enjoy the pun while it lasts, or it could cost you your life.

By  SteveDudleyUK  |  10

Rest of family should say upon going to visit the toilet "I'm going to the toilet to s*** mom." Ha, ha, I didn't mean actually s*** mom! I wouldn't be able to force you through my anus. Ha ha". Your mom would give up on her joke very quickly after a day or two of that.

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By  Gabriel1LT  |  18

I guess you could say you were... fresh meat

By  SteveDudleyUK  |  10

Rest of family should say upon going to visit the toilet "I'm going to the toilet to s*** mom." Ha, ha, I didn't mean actually s*** mom! I wouldn't be able to force you through my anus. Ha ha". Your mom would give up on her joke very quickly after a day or two of that.

By  jesterinperil  |  28

You know, one of these days she's just going to say, "We're going to eat Steph!" You'll sigh, relieved that the pun tirade is over. But, your mother, in all her grammar wisdom, knows she didn't finish the joke. You'll walk downstairs and she's actually going to eat you. Enjoy the pun while it lasts, or it could cost you your life.

By  countryb_cth  |  36

Just tell her straight up that she's told the joke too many times now and it's no longer funny, it's actually quite annoying. Sometimes being straight forward in a situation like this can really help.

By  Zanquis  |  20

K here is what you and your dad need to do: U but a cheap second hand table of similar size to normal dining table. Cut a hole in middle big enough for you or your dads head. Same for table cloth. Dress up table nicely, one of u goes under the table head under a silver dome, so u got the classic head on a table prank. Alternatively u can go all psycho and either serve up your dad or mom for dinner, either way it will stop the joke.

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