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By Anonymous / Friday 2 December 2011 17:06 / United States
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  bubble25_fml  |  5

Soooo what does all this have to do with the fml?

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Should have said "hold up" and offered him your coat as well. Then proceed to ask him to dinner! Of course he would have to pay since he took your purse! Then he would have given your purse back at the end and all would be well... :P Brownie points to those of you that get the reference.

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My brother showed it to me on the computer, I took a picture of it. I don't know what site though, but you could probably google the quote and see if the image comes up! Good luck :P

By  noshatsherlockk  |  15

Thats why I carry my 12 inch kabar fighting knife. The pepper spray gives the impression of me being a weak, spineless, scared girl. Always works.

By  rexgar2000  |  10

damn very slow reflexes from your part. it's Luke someone taking my gun from me before I shoot them lol.

By  mind_fucked  |  4

My mom got mugged once they took her purse it was a "trick" purse u kno y? Bc inside was empty except for a wallet inside, the wallet contained fake credit cards that u get in the mail and mb a dollar and a couple coins!

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  mind_fucked  |  4

Well if u must kno we live in a very bad neighborhood and there were a lot of reports of muggings in the area... My mom had an alarm in the car so she would hide her wallet under the seat, and nobody really messed w a car if there was an alarm attached so we got lucky w that!

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  flockz  |  19

or you could be like any other normal civilan and hide your wallet in your ass, along with everything else you own. you might have to move the 7th grade english dictionary out of the way first though.

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  Savra_fml  |  17

21, if you talk the way you write, it is understandable that you get mugged. 15, to answer your question, for what? She only pretends to buy shit. That is why she carries a fake purse.

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  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

You can get sued for anything by criminals nowadays. I just heard a story about a kidnapper suing his victims for no keeping a promise. So fucking stupid...

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